Contact Kauer Guitars
9864 Dino Dr #6
Elk Grove, CA 95624
Phone Hours: Tuesday-Friday 9-3pm PST
Phone: (916) 538-1425
Due to the volume of emails we get, if you don't hear back from us in 72 hours PLEASE email us again (or check your spam filter).
For general inquiries:
Things we love getting emails about:
- "Hey, can I get leopard print metal flake as an option" (Sure. I guess!)
- "What pickups do you use?" (did you read the FAQ?)
- "I love your beard and hammers. You are a sexy lumberjack. Will you marry my sister?" (Thanks but no thanks)
- " I really love my Kauer, thank you so much. Just wanted to tell you that." Our favorite email!
- "Can I come by for a shop tour?" Absolutely!
Things we REALLY, really hate getting emailed about
- "Hey I'm so and so and I'm in a band with 80 followers on instagram, can I get artist price?" Did you read the FAQ or Artist page? No, obviously not. EVERYONE pays retail for their first Kauer. If you ask us this, we may not even respond. If we do and you can't be bothered to send us a reply we will sign you up for Unicorn Pornmail. Seriously.
- "Will you build me a Banshee v1.0? No.
- "Hey how much is a JM6?" I don't know, ask Dennis Fano. ;)
- "Give me a deal because the Shadow Governments and the media are conspiring to keep the economy down". uh... ok? Sorry about that. On behalf of the media elite we apologize.